A man has to spend 24 hours in a waffle house as punishment for losing his fantasy football league. 64 penguins have been found dead, apparently stung to death in the FUCKING EYES by bees. A man has been ejaculating out of his ass for months before actually going to see a doctor about it. A military drone has been caught smuggling tons of drugs across borders. The whitest paint has been created (whiter than Host Sean), and hunting behavior has finally been observed in tortoises. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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