Canadian Police pulled over someone who was using a lawn chair as their drivers seat. The Israel defense chief says there is a galactic federation waiting for us to be more sane.  Also an underground base on Mars.  Scientists created the Smellocopter, a moth cyborg that uses live moth antennae to smell. The FBI raided a body donation center and found all sorts of fun stuff. Another round of what’s Better Than Most.  The star Betelgeuse dimmed for an unknown reason.  Growing drugs in tomatoes is a thing.  Ion Engines exist in real life and create thrust without moving parts.  We’ve been using them for years on satellites. The oldest baby ever born was 28 years old.  How does that work?  Also, the ancient kung fu art of the Iron crotch is dying out. 

Do you wanna guess how much a torso and a head would cost? – Sean

Maybe the pile of dicks were too high? – Max

I’m getting Jeepers Creepers vibes from this – Mr. E

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