Jet pack man is back and has doubled his height. What the hell is going on? Super hero or villain?  Venomous caterpillars are a thing, and they’re invading Virginia. A man was chased by a cougar for 6 minutes and the cougar looked fightable. A priest in Louisiana was caught using the services of 2 dominatrixes.  A man got Doom to play on a calculator using the power of potatoes.  Russia is claiming Venus as a Russian planet.  A really overdue book was returned. Edible soy sauce packets are a thing. There is a  new maximum speed of sound!