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086 – Shitty Wishes

BTMT — Mon, 16 May 2022 14:25:32 +0000

Enjoy this special double episode of BTMT! The staff at BTMT are celebrating International Orange Juice Day. Tropicana has released a cereal that is meant to be enjoyed with a bowl of orange juice instead of milk. A YouTube video of a plane crash has been identified as staged and the pilot is in DEEP shit. The government in South Korea has made everyone one year younger, I’m sure the women are loving that! The James-Webb telescope is able to detect new techno-signatures in space. Canada can now prosecute people for space crimes! Stay tuned for some Guinness Corner and a special game from Mr. E at the finish!

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085 – Invisible ink

BTMT — Mon, 25 Apr 2022 16:19:45 +0000

Out of all possible flavors, Russia chooses to be salty and ceases help involving the International space station. This includes the guidance system they had planned to guide the ISS safely into the ocean. Europa, one of Jupiter’s moons, is known for being close to Earths living conditions, and may very well be a possible host for life in the future. There’s a man out there selling receipts for invisible art; You will not believe how much money this man is making. A man sets the Guinness record for being the first person to tear his lungs while masturbating. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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084 – The Legend of the Narluga

BTMT — Mon, 18 Apr 2022 13:46:04 +0000

The ‘Artemis Mission’ is a space mission revolving around orbiting the moon. This will help us gather data for future moon landing missions. A fireball discovered in the sky is actually from a completely different solar system! Cryptocurrency holders are proven to be bad people, stuffed full of narcissism and Machiavellianism. What the hell does that word even mean? Spiders can ‘hear’ by using their web to essentially boost their hearing capabilities, orb weavers in particular. Elon musk has bribed a teenager to stop tracking his private jet. A baluga and a narwhal could possibly mate and create a Narluga. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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083 – A Shitload of Space!

BTMT — Mon, 04 Apr 2022 18:16:13 +0000

The Kepler space telescope has now discovered 5 thousand exoplanets and is also able to produce other interesting readings. A sunspot was revealed to have many solar flares, one in particular was pointed directly at Earth. Space Force wants to create a “space highway patrol” for trash and traffic to and from Earth and the Moon. It has been scientifically proven that you are more likely to detect male faces in inkblots, rather than female faces. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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082 – BTMT 2 Year Anniversary

BTMT — Mon, 14 Mar 2022 14:32:59 +0000

`Come celebrate with Host Max, Host Sean, and Producer Mr. E and join us for our 2nd anniversary episode! A live bat was released at the midnight showing of the new Batman movie. Spiders from Georgie will eventually take over the world….just kidding, but they WILL take over the east coast. Scientists have collated data on the brains chemicals reactions during death. Jeff Bezos dick spaceship has been horribly outmatched by a new Vulva Spaceship. A man applies for a coved relief business loan and uses it to buy Pokémon cards. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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081 – Hank the Tank was Framed

BTMT — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 16:24:28 +0000

A California man had a life threatening emergency after going overboard while his boat was still boating, resulting in miles and miles of swimming and one cute friend. Thousands of people may be going to hell do to baptisms being performed incorrectly for years and years. Have you heard of Hank the Tank? It’s the hottest bear conspiracy on the internet right now! A college student ate leftover Chinese food and it resulted in him having his legs and fingers amputated. We also have one hell of a WBTM game segment, which would you prefer? Taint flavored jelly beans, or gutter flavored tic tacs? All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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080 – Shaq, the Chosen One

BTMT — Mon, 21 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Famous basketball player Shaquille O’neal says that gorillas freak out whenever he visits their zoo exhibits. Chinese scientists have created a robot that can read minds with a 95% success rate. Tasmanian devils are breaking all the laws of scavenging as we know it. YouTuber Logan Paul buys a fake box of 1st Edition Pokemon cards. A cigar smoked by Michael Jordan is going up for auction. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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079 – REWARD! Lost Nipples!

BTMT — Mon, 31 Jan 2022 21:21:16 +0000

The Russian space movie “The Challenge” has finished filming and all of the staff is back on earth safely! There will be a new movie viewing area installed aboard the International Space Station. A Space-X booster is going to ‘accidentally’ crash into the moon! Weed and alcohol may hinder sexual performance but they give you great orgasms! Here’s one that may shock you: people with more money are happier than people with less money! Mind Blown! All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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078 – Who turned the radar off?

BTMT — Mon, 24 Jan 2022 09:02:15 +0000

An underwater volcano has erupted with more force than a nuclear bomb. The rock is walking around town claiming he owns the most complete T-Rex skeleton in existence. We discuss news of Microsoft’s new ownership of Activision/Blizzard. The first human made space craft has made contact with the sun. A gateway to hell has been on fire since the 1970’s and a submarine crashes into an underwater mountain. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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077 – Boners against Alzheimer’s

BTMT — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 08:02:52 +0000

NASA has launched its new ‘James Webb’ telescope. A Doctor in the UK has been banned of his medical license for branding his initials on the internal organs of his patients. Scientists can detect animal DNA and a shitload of other information just from samples of the air. New eye drops can replace reading glasses, but they only work for up to 6 hours. Viagra users are 70% less likely to develop Alzhiemer’s. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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076 – BTMT Returns

BTMT — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 07:57:24 +0000

The crew returns after a hiatus! We discuss weird new food collaborations with Arby’s and Oreo. Nasa has broken two new records including the longest running experiment in space, and the most amount of astronauts fed with space crops. Rare gems are found at Mont-Blanc, suspected to be from a plane crash. A deep sea diver is in jail for refusing to tell authorities where he has hidden gold that he found at a shipwreck. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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075 – WTF is a NFT

BTMT — Mon, 01 Nov 2021 21:50:01 +0000

The first ever “Extroplanet” has been discovered. New technology for male conceptive has been released and it involves using ultrasound on your balls. Pablo Escobars hippo’s have reproduced in mass and are causing environmental problems. A new smart can has been showcased that uses lidar and location tracking technology. There’s a NFT tungsten cube, and Host Max and Mr. E are extremely confused. All of this and more on this episode of BTMT!

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074 – Pig Kidneys

BTMT — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 06:51:20 +0000

The hosts of BTMT discuss the new Batman trailer starring Robert Pattinson. The first ever organ transplant delivered by a drone has been completed. A 900 year old Crusader Sword has been found by an amateur scuba diver in the Mediterranean Sea. A man gets drunk in the forest and helps a rescue group search for himself. We discuss new drone technology you can actually sit in and fly. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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073 – Shattner in Space

BTMT — Mon, 18 Oct 2021 06:19:01 +0000

That’s right! William Shattner has successfully traveled to space and back. A meteor destroyed a Canadian woman’s bedroom and almost kills her in the process. An Elk is spotted with a tire around its neck, and has worn it like jewelry for the last two years. A man sets a Guinness world record for the most pubs visited in 24 hours. UCSB wants to plant space mines to thwart asteroids. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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072 – The Bozos Express

BTMT — Mon, 11 Oct 2021 08:10:18 +0000

William Shattner is going to space! Firefighters are called to a California beach to rescue a “woman” that was clinging to a rocky cliff. A new discovery in New Mexico may reset the timetables of when humans first occupied North America. The smallest flying manmade structure has been created! Nuking asteroids and comets is surprisingly effective. There’s even a new segment of “KickSharkers”! All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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071 – Diving for treasure

BTMT — Mon, 04 Oct 2021 07:59:54 +0000

Ecosystems in the UK are being torn apart by drug laced urine, from attendees at a music festival. New space life particles have been found in the solar system. New inhibitors promote lucid dreaming and help REM sleep! We learn more about potty trained cows and how we observed 1 million different neurons firing at the same time in the brain of a mouse. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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070 – Waffle House Woes

BTMT — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 18:47:46 +0000

A man has to spend 24 hours in a waffle house as punishment for losing his fantasy football league. 64 penguins have been found dead, apparently stung to death in the FUCKING EYES by bees. A man has been ejaculating out of his ass for months before actually going to see a doctor about it. A military drone has been caught smuggling tons of drugs across borders. The whitest paint has been created (whiter than Host Sean), and hunting behavior has finally been observed in tortoises. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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069 – Sexy time with Sean and Max

BTMT — Mon, 20 Sep 2021 07:18:13 +0000

It’s episode 69 so that means this episode with be sex themed! Or is it sexy themed? We still don’t know. China has invented a temporary birth control for men, but it might shrink your balls. A swinger festival was so loud that it disturbed a local village. A Doctor on TikTok says that you shouldn’t sleep naked. Somehow a shark gave birth in an all female tank. Two mating cobras crashed through an unsuspecting couples home. We even have a special episode of Guinness Corner…but SEXY. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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068 – Hands off my Porn

BTMT — Mon, 13 Sep 2021 13:58:20 +0000

If Sean were king, what would he do? Taco Bell produces 8 billion pounds of waste per year from sauce packets. What the fuck is the character ‘Grimace’ based off of? 100 skateboards with Tony Hawk’s blood infused into them are being sold. A man can control his pupil size and ‘zoom’ in his vision. Famous rapper Soulja Boi buys Atari, or does he? All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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067 – The Space Olympics

BTMT — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 07:06:03 +0000

The first ever ‘Space Olympics’ has taken place at the International Space Station! Speaking of space, we get an update on the Russian Action movie that will soon be filmed deep in the depths of space itself. Okay, not THAT deep, but still in there. Host Max reveals a new inflatable hand technology for amputee’s. Did you know there is a huge ocean of unclaimed airplane luggage? Find out where on Host Sean’s new segment! All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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066 – Calling all Kyles

BTMT — Tue, 17 Aug 2021 01:01:00 +0000

How much would you pay for a machine that can turn any alcoholic drink into ice-cream? The city of Kyle is trying to gather the most Kyles to break a world record…or take over the world? You decide. A statue of a sumo wrestler has been causing problems at the Olympics. There’s an asteroid out there that’s worth a metric shit-ton of money. A recently discovered dolphin carcass reveals that there is a deadly threat lurking in the water. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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065 – Jetpack man strikes back!

BTMT — Mon, 09 Aug 2021 08:26:37 +0000

You’re eyes are not lying to you. The infamous jetpack man has been sighted again! How much would you pay for a trip to a fully immersive Star Wars hotel? Did you know there are mutant goldfish in the sewer systems? Not really, but they can get really big! We learn about CBD mouth spray, and new sign language gloves that can translate all languages. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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064 – Radioactive Sunflowers

BTMT — Mon, 02 Aug 2021 07:46:38 +0000

A new definition for the word ‘astronaut’ has been established. A Nintendo video game has set a new world record for the highest amount sold for at an auction. Cockatoos in Australia are teaching their species to open trash can lids. Why?? Junk from space is being auctioned off at ridiculous prices. A dumb criminal tries to pay off his bail in an interesting way…all of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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063 – Let’s shotgun a Capri-Sun

BTMT — Mon, 26 Jul 2021 07:28:54 +0000

Jeff Bezos has flown to the edge of space and back! A new means of transportation called a Cyclo-car has been invented and is expected to fly in 2022. Surgeons have performed 1st heart transplant using artificial heart in the United States! Instead of determining what planets we can see, scientists have figured out which planets can see US! We learn about wooden satellites, backlash in a free MMORPG game, and some new records set by our show’s mascot, David Rush. All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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062 – J-Smack

BTMT — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 08:23:30 +0000

We are excited to share that we have a special guest on this episode! Actor Jack Seavor McDonald (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4997570/) joins the show to talk about his acting career and to take part in some shenanigans!

We have two rounds of the game segment “What’s better than most?” as well as some exciting space topics. Billionaire Richard Branson has funded his own flight into space on the incredibly well named shuttle called “Spaceship 2” How much do you think a hot air balloon into “space” would cost? Astronauts can’t do laundry in space, can you imagine that stank? All of this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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061 – Was it Aliens?

BTMT — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 07:58:16 +0000

We try a new segment dubbed a “Mr. E Experience” involving one of the most notorious alien abduction stories in history. A new ocean has been inducted to the world. Researchers have figured out a way to turn plastic into vanilla flavoring, yum! Scientists have figured out how to ‘buff’ wind turbine efficiency by up to 24%. Investigators believe they may have discovered the true identity of DB Cooper. All this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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060 – UFO’s are here; or are they?

BTMT — Mon, 28 Jun 2021 07:00:13 +0000

We discuss a bar that accepts monopoly money as its cover fee, as well as a Yu-Gi-Oh card that sold for 13.4 MILLION dollars at auction. Two extremely rare items were found: a Rembrandt painting was found from the 1600’s as well as an extremely rare largemouth bass being caught by an experienced fisherman. The second half of the show is our discussion regarding the UFO hype and the newly released government document explaining our findings.

All of this, and more, on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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059 – Whale Kisses

BTMT — Mon, 21 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

A lobster fisherman was completely swallowed by a whale! There’s a new tik-tok trend going around where you can fake your brain into thinking you have no gag reflex. A man has been arrested due to high tech cameras being able to track his fingerprints from a mere picture of his hand. The worlds most thermally stable material has been discovered, and it kicks ass! All of this, and NASA’s new toilet system on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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058 – Ocean Drones

BTMT — Mon, 14 Jun 2021 15:32:05 +0000

We have some new updates and developments regarding the legend that is “Old Walter.” We discuss some new kickstarter gaming gear coming out, as well as a new ocean drone designed for collecting trash. We are all highly anticipating the epic UFO documents that will be released on June 25th! How much do you think a hand written letter from Albert Einstein auctioned off for?

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057 – The Legend of Old Walter

BTMT — Mon, 07 Jun 2021 12:00:35 +0000

The show returns after a week break! Host Sean tells stories of his air-softing adventure over the past weekend. We watch a shocking video of a woman who pushes a mother bear off of a fence in self defense! Europa may be an ideal environment to host extra terrestrial life. A special burger has a high success rate of inducing labor in pregnant women. And most importantly, we discuss the absolute legend that is: Old Walter.

All this and mre on this exciting episode of BTMT

INDOMITUS AIRSOFT

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056- Butt Breathing

BTMT — Mon, 24 May 2021 16:01:56 +0000

After MANY long debates, we finally decide what animals we can beat in a fight, complete with statistics from others polled! A committee on energy and water was found to have 22 minutes of Galaxy Quest playing in the background of their zoom meeting. Workers are now encouraged to masturbate at work? 3 leopards escaped from a zoo in China…will saying ‘pspsps’ make them come back? All this, and more, on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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055 – Leggo of my Legos

BTMT — Mon, 17 May 2021 06:34:08 +0000

A farmer in Belgium accidentally made the country bigger! Two ladies try to pay for services with a $1,000,000 bill. A new species of sabre tooth tiger has been discovered, as well as an international crime ring centered around toy theft. A new species of marine worm was discovered to have 500 butts, how many boobs does it have? All this, and some atomic beer straight from Chernobyl, on this exciting episode of BTMT!

054 – Mind Pong

BTMT — Mon, 10 May 2021 07:22:58 +0000

A listener who knew someone that scaled Mt Everest wrote into our show to share with us a bunch of fun facts! We learn about fake ivory 3D printing, farmers finding bones from the last ice age, and a fish bone that gets lodged into a woman’s throat muscle. Stay tuned for a story involving a monkey which is possibly the most mind blowing story we have ever covered on the podcast!

MONKEY PLAYING MIND PONG

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053 – Flawless Victory

BTMT — Mon, 03 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Host Sean, Max and Producer Mr. E discuss the new movie “Mortal Kombat”. Can you guess how many total video games are on Steam? A man at Mt. Everest has tested positive for Covid, showing that it truly can reach the top of the world. A man is arrested for having 35 girlfriends! We discuss how treasure hunters are looking for 900 million dollars worth of gold, as well as a turtle flying through someone’s car window. All this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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052 – Unicorn Rainbow Land

BTMT — Mon, 26 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

More news is revealed regarding the Mars helicopter known as Ingenuity. Willie Nelson wants to combine 420 and his birthday into a week long National Holiday. Do you think you could out-run a T-Rex? We will be the judge of that! Host Sean reveals alarming surveillance footage of a “baby raptor” running though someone’s backyard. A Guinness world record is achieved for the lowest female vocal note ever sung. All this and more, including radioactive honey, on this episode of BTMT!

Lowest note sung by a woman

Baby dinosaur wandering through backyard

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051 – Stop Slapping My Chicken

BTMT — Mon, 19 Apr 2021 07:00:40 +0000

Two excited updates regarding space! We get updates on Ingenuity, the Mars helicopter, as well as news regarding the next Fast and the Furious movie. (Hint: ITS IN SPACE). A new ‘pyramid UFO’ has been spotted by the US Navy, and the first ever tattoo performed by a robot has been completed. We also talk about deep fried water and fascinating T-Rex Statistics, as well as how a man cooked a chicken entirely by slapping it. All this and more on this exciting episode of BTMT!

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050 – The Thinking Egg

BTMT — Mon, 12 Apr 2021 19:08:40 +0000

Another excited episode of BTMT, and we are once again joined by Jeff and Cory from Switch the Envelope Podcast!

Want to win $1000? A company is selecting one lucky person to award $1000 if they watch all 24 James Bond Movies in a row! A simple egg in your pocket can apparently take all your life’s problems away. Everyones dicks are shrinking because of toxins in plastics. We also discuss how wood floor can generate electricity! Our guests even take part in our famous game so stay tuned!

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049 – Hello Kitty Island Adventure

BTMT — Mon, 05 Apr 2021 20:45:26 +0000

Join us on this special APRIL FOOLS episode! Both hosts have picked one fake topic and mixed it in with their real topics…try to guess which one is the fake! A boys school in Australia has banned the ‘mullet hairstyle’ among others as well. An Arnold Schwarzenegger shaped cheeto is sellin for BUKU MONEY. The moon, and other planetary objects have tails. In the future, humans may have the ability to produce venom. The length of your index finger can tell you how poor your mother is! All of these, and other wacky topics on this fun April Fool’s day episode!

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048 – The Snyder Cut

BTMT — Mon, 29 Mar 2021 07:00:50 +0000

This episode is entirely a discussion regarding the Snyder Cut of Justice League! We also have special guests, Jeff and Cory from the popular movie podcast “Switch the Envelope!” This is a SPOILER FILLED discussion so please consider yourself warned before proceeding! We discuss the symbolism, differences, length, implications of this FOUR HOUR MOVIE. Grab some popcorn and a beverage and join us for this in depth analysis.

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047 – Dirty Pennies

BTMT — Mon, 22 Mar 2021 07:00:38 +0000

The first ever audio recording from Mars has been released, and there’s three of them! Is it legal to pay employees in change? Well a man received his final paycheck entirely of pennies, and coated in a surprise substance. Host Sean shares the story about how his heart almost spontaneously exploded! 15 people are taking part in a new experiment which isolates them in a cave for 40 days. Host Max shows us new security technology involving an invisible keypad. Treasure hunters find what they think might be an ASS TON of gold… and they report it to the FBI! Join us on another excited episode of Better Than Most Things!

Stay tuned for next week’s episode where we discuss the Justice League Snyder Cut!

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046 – Better than most Anniversaries

BTMT — Mon, 15 Mar 2021 08:24:53 +0000

Max, Sean, and Mr. E celebrate one year of podcasting together. Thank you to all who have listened, clicked, shared, followed, and supported us during this journey; we truly appreciate YOU!

A comet only 6 inches wide explodes over Vermont with a tremendous force! Space X has (KINDA) figured out how to land their Starship Rocket. Host Sean and Broomhilda provide us with a hilarious montage of bloopers from the show! We discuss pythons with emoji markings, robots with laser beams attached to their head, and even some bb-gun odors….DONT MISS IT!

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045 – Skynet is here.

BTMT — Tue, 09 Mar 2021 04:20:11 +0000

Flat earthers have finally realized that the earth is round! COLOR US SHOCKED! A rare golden penguin has been discovered and is the first of it’s kind. Researches discovered that cuttlefish are able to pass a cognitive test meant for children. A new space telescope is in development and is meant to orbit on the outside of the moon. Host Max brings alarming evidence to the table that further solidifies the fact that he could beat a cheetah in hand to hand combat. An incredibly powerful car has been created with a 3D printed chassis! Tune in if you ever wanted to hear how a play would be if it was written by an AI!

AI DEMO: https://app.inferkit.com/demo

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044 – Bigfoot Hunting Season

BTMT — Mon, 22 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The Mars rover has successfully landed! Did you know that Venus flytraps create a magnetic field when their leaves snap shut? Thanks to a new bill in Oklahoma, you can now legally hunt bigfoot. New audio earrings have been invented that also work as earbuds. New technology channels the audio into the ear canal allowing you to hear music and conversation simultaneously. Things get HEATED and COOLED DOWN in a battle of fire vs ice in our ‘What’s Better Than Most’ game segment. NASA suggests that if we can detect nitrogen dioxide on other planets, that it might suggest there is intelligent life present. People are confused by pictures circulating online of blue dogs. All this, and an exciting game on this episode of Better than Most Things!

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043 – Genie vs Wizard

BTMT — Mon, 15 Feb 2021 21:12:53 +0000

Have you heard the tale of the ‘gorilla glue lady’? She used glue spray as a replacement for her hair spray! Surely this wont end well! Scientists have identified the most distant object in our universe. Host Sean fills us in on the ‘Black Knight Satellite’ and all of the conspiracy theories surrounding it. A super villian has tried to hack the freshwater supply in either Australia, or Florida, you guess! Also, a story about how the Hollywood sign was vandalized, again! All this including our most HEATED ‘what’s better than most’ game topic is coming right up!

What’s better than most Game topic: Genie vs Wizard

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042 – Psycho Goreman

BTMT — Tue, 09 Feb 2021 02:17:38 +0000

Do you know what an agate is? One was discovered that closely resembles a very popular kids show character. Max, Sean, and Mr. E discuss the movie “Psycho Goreman”, which was highly recommended by Host Sean. SPOILER ALERT: skip from 10:00 min to 16:00 min if you wish to skip the spoiler section. Scientists are using ultrasounds to jumpstart people in comas, what else could this possibly be used for? Find out all about hairy teeth, electronic chastity belt hackers, and bomb detecting….wait for it…spinach!.

What’s better than most topic: Betty White vs Global Warming, find out what spin Host Sean adds to the challenge!

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041 – Reddit Vs Gamestop

BTMT — Mon, 01 Feb 2021 11:13:00 +0000

The hosts discuss the new developments in the story regarding “Jetpack Man” as well as the recent stock news regarding Reddit Vs. Gamestop. It turns out that Venus probably can’t support life after all. Things get heated during the “What’s better than Most” game segment when we pit Optimus Prime against Dom Toretto.

We round off the show by telling you all about why marsupials poop cubes, and how your behavior in “The Sims” video game may be linked to psychotic tendencies and behaviors.

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040 – Gundams are Real

BTMT — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 09:18:37 +0000

Boston Dynamics released a video showcasing the limits of their robot’s balance and dexterity. 2 Guinness world records were set: The largest mobile humanoid robot, and the largest mobile ‘Gundam’. The Oldest known figurative drawing has been discovered in Indonesia. A Magnet fisherman finds an extremely dangerous bounty in a river. Hear the suprising end to a story about a carjacking. Scientists have used electricity and the DNA editing tool “Crisper” to write “Hello World” into living bacteria’s DNA. All that, including a story about a man saving a baby elephant with CPR.

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BOSTON DYNAMICS DANCING ROBOTS

ELEPHANT CPR

GUNDAM ROBOT

039 – The Jetpack Strikes Back

BTMT — Mon, 18 Jan 2021 09:56:22 +0000

That’s right! Jetpack man has been sighted AGAIN! But this time with video evidence! Host Sean explains how the COVID relief bill is tied to UFO’s. We keep the UFO theme going by discussing a UFO’ seen over Hawaii that was the size of a telephone pole, and was seen disappearing into the ocean. KFC is releasing a video game console! The topic of Better than Most is “a magical rash vs. a magical manbun”, tune – in to see the twist on it this time. The hosts share their opinions on the upcoming “I Love Lucy” movie. Don’t forget to tune in to find out what happened the the guy who injected himself with magical mushrooms!

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038 – Robot Voices

BTMT — Tue, 22 Dec 2020 12:04:26 +0000

China recently became the 3rd nation to land on the moon and return samples. Komodo dragon park is a thing, trying to be made in Indonesia. Cheetahs are extremely inbred. Frankly, we all knew it. Extinction events happen every 27.5 million years on average. Another round of What’s better than Most? 39 bits per second is the average rate humans communicate. Gluten Free Oreos are a thing now? Watching multiple screens can reset your memory. Can a fish domesticate a shrimp like a farm animal? The Cookie Monster muriel is a thing of controversy.

037 – Carnivology – The study of Carnivals and Carnival people.

BTMT — Mon, 14 Dec 2020 09:13:24 +0000

Canadian Police pulled over someone who was using a lawn chair as their drivers seat. The Israel defense chief says there is a galactic federation waiting for us to be more sane. Also an underground base on Mars. Scientists created the Smellocopter, a moth cyborg that uses live moth antennae to smell. The FBI raided a body donation center and found all sorts of fun stuff. Another round of what’s Better Than Most. The star Betelgeuse dimmed for an unknown reason. Growing drugs in tomatoes is a thing. Ion Engines exist in real life and create thrust without moving parts. We’ve been using them for years on satellites. The oldest baby ever born was 28 years old. How does that work? Also, the ancient kung fu art of the Iron crotch is dying out.

Do you wanna guess how much a torso and a head would cost? – Sean

Maybe the pile of dicks were too high? – Max

I’m getting Jeepers Creepers vibes from this – Mr. E

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036 – You get a Monolith and YOU GET A MONOLITH!

BTMT — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 03:13:14 +0000

Those damn Monoliths! There were 3 of them, and now they’re all gone. What is going on? Evidently human body temperature overall is lowering across the globe. Maybe its the AC? There is a saber tooth tiger skeleton up for auction. Evidently EDM and Techno is officially music now. Socially distant raving? Is it possible to learn such power? A new plan to send a space hook to deal with space trash. A man bought a PS5 and convinced his wife it was an air purifier. Someone stole a car tire and put a frozen turkey in its place. Another session of Guinness Corner: most cheese on pizza, climbing a 164 foot rope, and the most spins of a hula hoop on a butt. And finally we try a new game.

Open your eyes or I’ll cut off your lids – Sean

That’s the 2nd time I’ve mentioned eating people today – Max

You need to stop watching Below Deck – Mr. E

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035 – Fighting a Bear in Shredder Gear

BTMT — Tue, 01 Dec 2020 08:26:41 +0000

Testing out new equipment, so you might hear some robots. A man in Florida thaws out his Thanksgiving turkey in his backyard swimming pool. Is that a good idea? A triangular metal monolith was discovered in the red rocks desert. It’s mysterious and not much is known about it. Would you move to Arkansas for a bike and 10 grand? A few Florida women broke a record that host Sean desperately wants to break, walking on Legos. A Japanese town defends itself from bears by using robot wolves. Would you grow meat made out of yourself, so you could eat yourself? Do not let moose lick your car, they are obsessed with salt. A new method to make diamonds. Readysight, a grenade you throw that has a camera and microphone. Also, some people don’t have an internal monologue.

I dont know…does it? Can Chlorine kill AIDS? – Sean

Two steaks and a rubber band – Max

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034 – Stuff’s getting expensive yo!

BTMT — Tue, 24 Nov 2020 07:36:36 +0000

Mr. E got a PS5 and revealed the games are 70 bucks now. Damn homie! November 19 is Guinness World Record day. Some of the records discussed are: Most time underwater using scuba gear, the freediving record, and the biggest sketch. Seagulls know to forage for food during recess. The weird platypus just got weirder because this weirdo glows under UV light. A couple found a cache of rare coins in their new house. A new kind of pet food made from fly larvae. Lightning scientists are learning to change the path and direction of lightning. An old guidebook for drinking responsibly in Latin has been translated. Pretty much don’t be a dick. A man in Massachusetts dug up a mortar from his backyard. Robot spots are walking around the exclusion zone of Chernobyl.

Sean – Cop…what does that mean? Exit?

Max – Cop a feel? Trying to score?

Mr. E – It means you can purchase what you need

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033 – Nervous Wreck Monkeys

BTMT — Tue, 17 Nov 2020 08:12:10 +0000

The boys are testing out a new studio, now with functional AC! The FDA is in the early stages of approving a Covid vaccine. Scientists 3d printed a microscopic version of the Star Trek Voyager. It will aid in DRUG DELIVERY SYSTEMS. Someone found a big diamond in Crater Park, and he did it with the power of knowledge. Two ladies almost got swallowed by a humpback whale. The Northern Taurids meteor shower is happening right now. Earth has reestablished contact with the Voyager 2 probe. Russia is making its own movie about the International Space Station. A train in the Netherlands was saved by a whale tale. A new type of robotic gripper that’s modeled after an elephant’s trunk. New robot hands? A man was banned from Yellowstone park for trying to cook in the sulfur geysers. We end the show on a Jeopardy themed game show. RIP Alex Trebek.

Sean – I have printed the tugboat.

Max – Yogurt?

Mr. E – Make it really fine, then snort the diamond dust.

Whale VS Kayak

Elephant Trunk Gripper

Netherlands Train Save

032 – Dark Matter Delivery System

BTMT — Mon, 02 Nov 2020 09:31:57 +0000

Strange lights were seen over Hawaii, and apparently it wasn’t UFO’s. Water has been detected on the moon, which is good for future Moon bases. Stan, the very complete T-Rex Skeleton, was sold at auction. Scientists created a robotic fabric. Haven’t you always wanted a robot blanket? Would you go to war over illegal tennis courts? Kickstarter corner, are these inventions weird or cool? A device was created that can measure the temperature of an object… by the sound it emits. The FDA approved a new treatment for ebola. About half of the stars similar to our sun’s temperature have rocky planets capable of liquid water. Evidently the tobacco hawk moth adapted to pollution and has a badass name. And finally: Florida or Australia.

Also, we will be taking the next week off, but don’t fret.

Check us out on the Switch the Envelope podcast Nov. 9. It was a great time.

Water Rush? Space Water Rush? Water Space Rush? This needs to be a show! – Max

I want a story of some backwoods family that sells there family plot to go to the Moon and mine water…that’s amazing – Sean

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031 – Ranch Dressing, the Ultimate Defense

BTMT — Mon, 26 Oct 2020 11:19:05 +0000

A follow up to a previous story about the ISS leaking air. It was leaking 3.1 pounds of air a day and the astronauts used tea leaves to find and patch the leak…with tape. New Nazca lines, the large geoglyphs in the soil of Nazca that can only be seen from the air. This one was in the shape of a cat. Recently, there was a seizure of meth that was the largest in US history. It was so large it could provide a dose of meth for every man, woman, and child in the US and Mexico. How much are autographs worth? What about a book of some of the most famous people ever? The plasma lightsaber of youtube fame is discussed. The shortest amount of time ever measured… for science. Squeezing a material superconductive at room temperature. Wearable skin sensors straight out of Star Trek, Tron, or the 5th Element. This episode ends with Mr E and host Sean having an Alien experience.

I bet it was the ranch, you can’t grip the steering wheel with ranch dressing – Sean

You can do whatever you want as long as you cover yourself in ranch dressing – Max

That’s when the dummy money is gonna start coming in – Mr. E

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030 – The Jet Pack Man Returns.

BTMT — Mon, 19 Oct 2020 07:46:20 +0000

Jet pack man is back and has doubled his height. What the hell is going on? Super hero or villain? Venomous caterpillars are a thing, and they’re invading Virginia. A man was chased by a cougar for 6 minutes and the cougar looked fightable. A priest in Louisiana was caught using the services of 2 dominatrixes. A man got Doom to play on a calculator using the power of potatoes. Russia is claiming Venus as a Russian planet. A really overdue book was returned. Edible soy sauce packets are a thing. There is a new maximum speed of sound!

029 – Neanderthal or Neandertal? A growing menace.

BTMT — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 05:36:39 +0000

Buffalo Bill’s house is up for sale. Would you live there? What about Big Momma’s House? Apparently people with Neanderthal (or is it Neandertal?) DNA have worse Covid symptoms. There is an illegal turtle egg trade going down in Central America and the best weapon to fight it: decoy eggs. Do faces mean anything to dogs? Scientists extracted DNA from an insect trapped in amber from the ancient days of 2014. Ditches found in a farmer’s field are the remnants of a large Native American settlement. Jamie Foxx is reprising his Electro role in another Spider-Man movie for some reason. A beekeeper turned drug dealer lost his bitcoins. Leaving a bad review can be bad for you in Thailand. Guinness Corner is back: a man stacked alot of cookies, another man stacked alot of ice cream, and the last man made the largest cosplay wings.

Max – How do you bury a ditch?

Sean – I’m not saying I want to rob the baby.

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028 – Bakugo Bear Fights

BTMT — Mon, 05 Oct 2020 06:07:10 +0000

The hosts try White Claws for the first time. Supposedly they contain booze. Word on the street there’s a Jurassic World tv show. The Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus probably lived in the water more than land. Two men had a battle, they fought to see how many walnuts they could crush with their foreheads. A juice company is offering funding to repurpose 50 thousand tons of pomegranate waste. A man set a record for hitting a target with nerf darts in a minute. Another man died eating black licorice everyday for 3 weeks. Roomshift VR technology, which is Roomba robots moving furniture around. Gravity Industries is testing a jetpack for rescue missions. And finally…another round of Mr. E’s mysteries.

When cow farmers move a herd, what is it? – Sean

My first instinct was that he’s lying… I think he’s lying again – Max

My neck hurts watching this – Mr. E

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027 – Maverick in Space

BTMT — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 11:50:10 +0000

An asteroid was recently 2.1 “Earth’s” from the planet. For perspective, the Moon is 30 “Earth’s” away. Elon musk premiered the million mile battery. The Wandavision trailer came out this week, very trippy. Tom Cruise is going to space in 2021, on the Axiom space capsule. He’s filming a movie, possibly about Thanksgiving. Boba Fett Adidas are coming out, grab them if possible. The CIA are releasing puzzles via their Twitter account. Police in Vietnam seized a lot of.. something…that was…just…nevermind. Sewage workers in Mexico City had to fix a problem involving a giant rat. A boxing robot is coming out soon. Michelob Ultra is offering a job to explore state parks. Also, an illegal man-cave was found underneath the New York Subway System.

Tom Cruise is my favorite superhero – Sean

The guy in the green shirt. – Max

You feel like you just hit a Cosmo dark destroyer in your pack – Mr. E

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026 – The Avatar!

BTMT — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 05:57:23 +0000

The IG Nobel prize, which satirically honors some of the weirdest scientific studies from around the world. Honeries include: Studying chinese hitmen managerial skills, testing the validity of a frozen poop knife, investigating diplomats who prank each other, gathering evidence that entomologists are afraid of spiders, and examining the distress at hearing someone’s chewing sounds. Could there be life on Venus? Phosphine has been detected there, which is usually expelled by microbes that don’t breath oxygen. Florida or Australia is back: a condo is for sale and it’s covered floor to ceiling in Budweiser cans. Looking into laser pointers is bad, like really bad. Don’t do it, it will blast away your rods and cones. AirBnB has an offer to stay in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air mansion…supposedly for 30 a night? Evidently you shouldn’t live in former meth houses. Nintendo has been working on an animated Mario movie since 2017 and in two more years it will debut…supposedly. The world’s oldest animal sperm has finally been found…thank god! A special bacteria exists in some animals and it helps them navigate the globe. Scientists can grow gold nanoparticles inside cancer cells. Then they heat them up with lasers, and it kills tumors.

Sean – I could be completely off…but cigarette residue produces radiation.

Max – Make Sean pronounce more Japanese words!

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025 – Lactase Persistence

BTMT — Tue, 15 Sep 2020 09:11:04 +0000

This just in, Sean likes the show Below Deck. Opinions galore on the Dune trailer, Trek trailer, and the New Mutants movie. Foone Turing made it possible to play the game “Doom”… on a pregnancy test. What a time to be alive! The Earth’s oxygen is rusting the Moon. Mario kart live home circuit, a real remote control car networked to your Nintendo Switch. A Jelly Belly founder created a treasure hunt, where the prize is a candy factory Rick Moranis has finally jumped back into the acting scene. No alien technology has been detected over 10 million stars. Florida or Australia is back! An extinct frog has been detected… but not found. A mutation occurred within that last 3000 years that helped humans drink milk.

I watched a Godzilla movie the other day from the 60’s, uuhhh it was awful, fuckin’ awful -Sean

Did you watch it twice that day just to confirm it was awful? – Max

I had to know – Sean

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024 – Jet Pack Dude

BTMT — Mon, 07 Sep 2020 10:40:36 +0000

Recently, two pilots reported seeing a man flying a jetpack near LAX airport. 3000 ft off the ground…A JETPACK! A crafty criminal went for a job interview and walked out with the tip jar. The perfect crime. David Blaine, weird dude and magician, “held” onto 50 balloons and then parachuted down. Magic baby! Does what you eat in the morning give you insight of who you are? A man misread the menu at a Gordon Ramsey restaurant. The first known instance of a person curing themselves of HIV. The ISS is leaking air, evidently it always does. A woman from Russia had a bad day and a 4 foot snake removed from her throat/stomach. A 17 year old had chest pain and they found something odd in his heart. A turnip field turned into a diamond state park. A UK couple is looking for people to help them move, but they have to do it naked.

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023 – I’m Vengeance…

BTMT — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 07:30:54 +0000

DC fandom happened and released a ton of trailers. The Snyder cut! Also Wonder Woman 1984, Black Adam, and… The Batman trailer! So good. An archeological study suggests people have been sleeping in beds for 200,000 years. Biomapp – a company that can make copies of femtosecond laser panels. Wind turbines harvest energy and sometimes they kill birds. A new idea can reduce that by 70%. A Minnesota man experienced a banking error, which gave him an extra 150,000…what would you do? The original 11 foot Nostromo model used for the movie “Alien” is up for sale. This thing is legit! The largest of 3 models used for filming, and the one used for the close up shots. A balloon fell in the middle of a solar farm with a note saying it wasn’t a bomb. The fastest internet speed ever has been achieved. You could literally download Netflix in one second. The mantis shrimp can punch with a super sonic claw. Now we know why its claw doesn’t get destroyed by the force. A company in Japan successfully tested a flying car prototype. It flew for 10 minutes with one pilot. Elon Tesla unveiled “Neuralink”, a coin sized chip installed in a pig. It’s in the area of the brain that controls the snout. You know what that means? Androids are just around the corner!

Sean – I just want to see Batman fight Clayface…or a good Mr. Freeze.

Max – Movies don’t have lessons bro, it’s action! Pure action!

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022 – The Anti – Episode

BTMT — Mon, 24 Aug 2020 07:58:18 +0000

The lord of Sealand is official and is bullshit. A man in an online group, about pointing guns at your junk, shot himself in the junk…and became a legend. How many 110lbs reps can you bench in one breath? And now do it…underwater. Bomb sniffing locusts are a thing of the future. A farmer found archaeological gold, a stone in a river that told the real king midas story. The anti solar panel generates energy at night using heat. A galactic heartbeat was found in space, a micro pulsar,… or galactic being? The world’s first godzilla museum opens in Japan. Is it destined to be destroyed? The negative pressure suit that helps astronauts overcome the perils of space travel. Blockbuster is still around and one of the last ones is an AirBnB. Is it illegal to fake your own death?

I am a Godzilla expert – Sean

I am a Godzilla expert – Mr. E

I know some things about Godzilla – Max

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021 – Crusty Jack’s Blanet Borehole

BTMT — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 08:44:31 +0000

If you were on a desert island, how would you get off? Three marines found a strategy that worked. There’s a new astronomical term called “Squeezar”…well it’s not that new, just newly discovered. Metal detectors , how the fuck do they work? One man cashed in behind his local pub because of them. Blanet’s, Moonmoons and Ploonet’s are also new space terms we explore. A guy lost part of his body due to a blood infection, then got help from a wang wizard. Painting eyes on the butts of cows can help them survive. Artificial Intelligence is going to write a play all by itself…then cause doomsday. The deepest hole ever dug on Earth? What is it, and where is it and why is it? The ice ship. A ship made of ice? Or is it a ship… that ships Ice? Or something else? It sounds like an artisanal butter to me.

It sounds like an artisanal butter to me – Sean

Busting out the Indiana Jones quotes? – Max

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020 – Phonus Interruptus!

BTMT — Mon, 10 Aug 2020 06:51:15 +0000

Perseverance, the Mars rover, launched recently and it’s carrying a helicopter on it named “Ingenuity”. It will be ‘coptering around Mars a few months after touchdown. The New York Times said information will be released about offworld vehicles not made from Earth. Dinosaurs had some of the same diseases we have today. Microbes that were hibernating for 102 million years were revived by scientists. Nasa is planning to send a balloon the size of a football stadium, into the stratosphere, carrying a 8.4 ft telescope. The scrotum frogs of Lake Titicaca are in trouble. It’s because of the frog juice. The brightest fluorescent material ever made was created. A man in Tanzania found another chunk of tanzanite, one of the rarest gems in the world, and sold it for millions. A 1000 year old potion shows promising properties fighting infections that are resistant to antibiotics.

Bleach that thing twice, for science – Max

This shit has World of Warcraft written all over it – Sean

What if you were ingrown hair man or something? – Mr. E

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019 – Bob’s your Uncle

BTMT — Mon, 03 Aug 2020 10:31:07 +0000

We start off talking about the latest keyboard tech, especially Mr. E’s opto mechanical keyboard. A keyboard using the speed of light. The Mars rover, Perseverance, launched recently. Also we find out that Mar’s water cycle loses water into space. Europe’s largest 3d printer printed a pretty cool two story house. Dogs use an internal compass and magnetic north to navigate. A black hole blinked on and off for the first time, astounding astronomers. Aliens? It’s always aliens… Comic con happened remotely this year. Is comic con about the panels or the experience of the crowd? Dream control, the study of controlling dreams, just moved one step forward. New technology came out to counteract your Alexa listening to you called Alexagate. And finally Cosmo, the gene altered cow with a heart of gold and sperm that makes mostly males.

A thick, more robust atmosphere – Max

I’ve been to Vegas, I know what that means – Sean

Lucid Dreaming! – Mr. E

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018 – Extremophiles and Biomorphs

BTMT — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 06:26:19 +0000

A man defrauded the government and bought an 89’ Batmobile, a Delorean Time Machine, and an Ecto-1 Ghostbuster car. Now the cars are for sale! Italian doctors performed telesurgery over 9 miles away. It means surgery done with robots. Is there a place on the Earth where life can’t exist? The NASA spacecraft, Psyche, is being built to investigate a wealthy asteroid. Metal eating bacteria has been theorized and now confirmed. Protect your metal! Synthetic spider silk is making a comeback, this time with bacteria that produces it. People without siblings tend to be less sociable, but somewhat smarter. The Earth’s atmosphere vibrates in a similar fashion to a bell. Also, a jeweler from Michigan has buried a million dollars worth of jewelry across the state. Let the hunt begin!

I love vibration stories. – Sean

There’s life in my butthole? – Max

Remained an enigma…an Edward Nigma – Mr E

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017 – The Omega Directive

BTMT — Mon, 20 Jul 2020 08:03:10 +0000

We open discussing the Horrendous Space Kablooie, and what the hell that even is. In space, fluids can build up in the brain. Specifically increasing cerebrospinal fluid and intracranial pressure. Some scientists were wasting time and figured out the maximum amount of hot dogs a person can eat in 10 minutes. The plan to beam space internet to the Earth using tiny satellites has a drawback. A new way of extending a lung’s life outside the body is invented, and animals are involved. Light based tractor beams are something that exist in real life, not just in Star Trek. Using sunlight to purify water with the help of aluminum that has been hit with a femtosecond laser. We’ll be drinking the sea water in no time. And, lastly, a very special game that challenges Mr. E to his very 9 tailed core.

I’m a smooth brained, high stomached mother fucker – Sean

That’s why I say we gotta destroy the moon, I’ve been saying it – Max

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016 – Chewing Louses and Accretion Flares

BTMT — Mon, 13 Jul 2020 08:54:56 +0000

Last week we made a huge mistake and said that people bought coffee beans that were pooped out from monkeys. That was false, it was a cat-like thing…and it’s expensive stuff. Scientists claim to have found the source of life in the universe. It’s star related. What are the top five elements in the universe? A meteor fell over Japan, it lit up the sky and vanished near the Kanto region, supposedly has nothing to do with Pokemon. A new material is coming out that will replace current artificial cartilage… It’s Better Than Most Cartilage. Gary Larson is drawing things again, 2020 isn’t a loss after all! Your brain handles threats differently depending how close you are to the threat. Monkey brain at work. Planet 9…is that even a thing anymore? Strange orbits by trans neptunian objects, or a primordial black hole? The brian cleans out dead neurons and now we have video proof. Sea land is a micronation that was formed off the coast of the UK and it will forever change the name of one of the hosts. Also, Sony is selling a pocket sized air conditioner.

G.I. Joe is on the regiment every Tuesday…it just happens – Sean

I like to call it the brains butthole – Max

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015 – Bob’s your Uncle, it’s a Planet Core

BTMT — Mon, 06 Jul 2020 08:15:35 +0000

Whale sharks have teeth in their eyes, but weird teeth. The sponge guy is back, taking even more wet sponges for Guinness World records. Different kinds of light have an effect on mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell. This is some wacky shit. There is a radiation spike over northern Europe. It’s probably no big deal…Specialized nuclear pellets are the wave of the Nuclear future. There are even 3d printed reactors now. Astronomers have found a planet core. 20 new pits were found near Stonehenge…is this the Armageddon? England discovers a 16th century playhouse under the ground, predating the Globe theater. Duck poop is actually beneficial for isolated ponds. A movie is coming out with an Artificial Intelligence actress…it’s not Meryl Streep. Astronomers were studying a giant star and it frikkin’ disappeared.

“Whole ocean my ass…Monkey poop coffee” – Sean

“A Nuclear reactor is just like a Traeger Grill” – Max

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014 – The North is Moving

BTMT — Mon, 29 Jun 2020 03:50:54 +0000

Remember the Little Rascals movie from 1994? One of those kids got arrested! The Lochness monster, he somehow is still around. A company is mapping the ocean floor and they’ve already mapped one fifth of it. Evidence that the magnetic north pole is shifting. It’s fucking with the boats and and it’s being called the South Atlantic Anomaly. Dogs want to rescue their owner’s, if they know how. Scientists made a really small motor…really small. Cone shaped craters in Siberia, what could be making them? And the Bermuda Triangle is involved somehow? Astronomers find something new in space and it’s being called a Black Neutron Star. Other Scientists dudes are now turning hydrogen gas into hydrogen metal. We’re starting to do Alchemy people!

“You see just about any creature’s penis out of context, or in strange lighting… Almost all of them look alien. – Sean

“So they Superman squeezed it” – Max

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013 – The Word of the Day is: Quiescent

BTMT — Mon, 22 Jun 2020 09:27:00 +0000

We’re back in the studio again and to celebrate, we do shots.. Bad news, this episode might not be heard by anyone because the 2012 doomsday could be any day now. The timing was off! Evidence of “royalty” 5000 years ago…really gross evidence. A giant balloon-like UFO hovered over Japan recently, what the hell was it? Scientists injected monkeys with a human “evolution gene” with surprising results. Prepare for monkey and possum overlords. The bee’s are going away, but Japan is offering hope in the form of bubble technology. Set your phasers to…bubble? A giant egg was discovered in Antarctica, named “the Thing”. We now have the power to trick mice into smelling something that isn’t there. Thank you optogenetics. The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, it was a doozy. Also, other scientists have figured out how to create a state of hibernation in mice, perhaps leading the way to hyper sleep.

Fuck you Einstein – Sean

I haven’t read the fuckin thing – Max

Smooth brained fucker – Mr. E

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012 – The Real Treasure is the Journey

BTMT — Mon, 15 Jun 2020 10:58:43 +0000

The first woman to walk in space, just became the first woman to dive to the Challenger Deep, the deepest part of the Mariana Trench. A man was trapped at the bottom of the sea for 60 hours. Definite shrinkage. Forest Fenn’s treasure has finally been found after 10 years of searching. If it ever existed at all. Giving food a longer shelf life by coating it in silk? WTF. In the future, we can charge electric cars as they drive…maybe…hopefully. Space force is here to stay and they most likely have a stargate. Humans seem happier when they explore more. Another edition of Australia or Florida that might arouse you. More reasons to go on a diet. The universe is missing matter, but a new theory postulates it could be in the void between galaxies. Boston Dynamics has released the quadruped “Spot” robot for lease. What would you do with it?

“I’ve been saying for years we live in a snow globe, but no one listens to me” – Max

“Jack in the Box is hard to forget, man” – Sean

“Stay in school” – Mr. E

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011 – Epic Segues

BTMT — Mon, 08 Jun 2020 05:24:24 +0000

A fly in a stream in Germany is using micro plastics to make homes. Researchers in Japan created a taste display, a lickable surface that can trigger tastes on the tongue. In the future, when you park your car, will you use a solar cocoon to charge it? Don’t be a wuss, do it. Evidently Hitler had an Alligator and it died recently. No one mourns the Nazi gator. Yet another way to generate electricity. This time through the power of…shadows. SpaceX brought astronauts to the international space station and their spacesuits were super cool. Possibly on fleek. Human mini livers are being created, through the use of Biofabrication technology, and being implanted in rats. Scientists use vague words to cover up their lack of knowledge, just like us! How far could you walk over legos? What if it’s for charity? The oldest disk galaxy yet found changes how astronomers look at the universe…and maybe means more aliens? A Nasa experiment would isolate people for 8 months. In Russia. Could you do it?

Am I a bad person ‘cuz I don’t know anyone with a convertible? – Max

It was either rumor…or fact – Sean

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010 – Better Than Most Mini-Moons

BTMT — Mon, 25 May 2020 04:37:30 +0000

Earth’s latest Mini-Moon recently left orbit. Pour one out for our Mini-Moon homies. You cannot print an object bigger than the printer itself, obviously…until now mofo’s. This stuff expands! A new way to make concrete on the moon that may surprise or sicken you. Scientists are able to draw on people’s minds using electricity, with the power of phosphenes. A man broke into a museum, took some selfies and then did something else odd. The closest black hole to Earth is still pretty far away. Fans of the DC movie universe rejoice as the Snydercut is set to be released. Skin yarn could be the future of medical science. A Dinosaur mummy, the most intact dinosaur so far, was found in Canada. China announced they made some Pig Monkey Chimeras. Say that three times fast. Studies are being conducted on a robot comedian.

“Is it an ingredient? Component?.. I think it’s a component” – Sean

“I wasn’t getting the crime until right then” – Max

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009 – Xenobots from the Sky

BTMT — Tue, 19 May 2020 08:19:06 +0000

A meteor blew up over the state of Washington recently. Fear the skies! We’ve been saying it. Seagulls are eating rats in Rome. It’s only a matter of time before they eat humans. Fear the skies again! A high school kid named Wolf discovered a planet during his internship. What a pimp. A Strip club in Portland steals Max’s idea for “Buber”. White people don’t mind being called racial slurs. Check out the new SpaceX simulator, which mimics the controls used by astronauts docking with the International Space Station. A Turkey mountain Bigfoot is loose. Horses can tell people’s faces, so be careful. Criminals are using Uber, and it’s not smart. Xenobots, robots that are alive? Are they coming from the skies? Certain moth fuzz absorbs incoming sound better than current sound dampening technology. Nasa and Tom Cruise are combining forces to make a movie, stay tuned for that train wreck.

“Data” (pronounced Dat – a) – Sean

“Data” (pronounced Day – ta) – Max

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008 – Redemption

BTMT — Mon, 11 May 2020 09:41:54 +0000

The gang talks about the Sire of Swill, an online drinking game hosted by Sean. It was quite the shindig. A bag of hands was found in Russia. What the hell is that about? A woman had brain surgery to remove a tumor…and played the violin during it. A Canadian boy won something strange in a raffle. Lucky bastard! A new material for the future of buildings, living concrete. Jurassic Park might have got something wrong about the Velociraptors. Another material that supposedly doesn’t sink? Is it possible to learn such power? There is evidence of a person being killed by a meteorite, fear the skies! Play along at home with Mr. E’s game at the end of this episode.

Fuck the Nature Journal – Max

They’re covering for the yeti’s, trust me – Sean

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007 – Defenders of the Heart

BTMT — Mon, 04 May 2020 07:09:13 +0000

Breaking news, the Navy officially declassified and recognizes those UFO videos from a few years ago are real. Set your phasers to intrigued. Breast implants, can they save your life? When do Guinness world records go too far? A lady is peeing something that might surprise you. Also, a man has come up with a unique (and unproven) way to stop back pain (total BS). Komodo dragons are becoming Jesus lizards, you heard it here first. A Moon rock is up for auction, super affordable if you’re rich. Computers can read your neural patterns while you’re speaking. Too much thinking can shorten your life, depending on how much you…think. Don’t think too hard about it. Nanowires, generating electricity in a future near you. Hippos are causing horror in South America.

Obviously she had to deal with the titty popping – Sean

It tested positive for Moon – Max

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006 – The Fall and Rise of Phoenix Jones

BTMT — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 08:39:51 +0000

We’re recording remotely due to the zombie virus, in our toilet paper recording huts. An Australian guy made an alarm for your face, with shocking results. The Earth is vibrating less, and we have proof. Florida or Australia, at this point it’s impossible to figure out the difference. In the future, the Co2 emissions could mess with our test scores. Oxygen is in the dust of the moon, so the oxygen gold rush is on. Moon mining is a thing now too. After a decade of mystery, we learn the fate of Phoenix Jones, anti-hero?. The LCRT, is cutting edge moon tech, using moon craters for moon science. Could there have been an Industrial society on earth before humans? Dinosaurs with wristwatches? A possible upgrade to recycling plastic is found. Want a free puppy? There’s a catch. There’s always a catch.

– Sean – Alright, blow my tits off.

– Max – You always want to spend cheap on your baby

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005 – Tin Hairs

BTMT — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 07:41:38 +0000

Pluto ain’t a planet, get used to it. But it’s a dwarf planet, and there are plenty of them. Word on the street, the universe is expanding faster than before. If you need to build a computer after the apocalypse, Collapse OS is your answer. Russian birds charge up a hefty phone bill. Do you take pictures of your poop? A man got drunk off of his own body chemistry. Blue light, the new enemy. Electrifying your brain while you sleep can help you retain memories of the day before. Are we capable of implanting memories in finches?

“Little person planets” – Max

“You need to gun up and sell water to people…cheap” – Sean

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004 – Stone Babies and Sean’s Fluids

BTMT — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 04:09:42 +0000

You want some milk? What kind of milk you ask? You don’t wanna know, but it’s WHAT THE FUCK. Could saying “like” alot be a good thing? Probably not. A prison story about a balloon of marijuana that may surprise you. Wormholes, can we detect them and if so…how? The InSight rover on Mars is 10 inches deep into Mars. Hot. Pee is not sterile, change the way you think about it people. Also,Quartz glass is the future of storing data, like Star Trek.

“If you said ass and for a day, yes” – Max

“My face is the Sun” – Sean

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003 – The Wizard Rock Cometh

BTMT — Mon, 06 Apr 2020 07:22:54 +0000

Allegedly Charles Baker was involved with a pine cone and it damaged a car. Allegedly. The wizard rock in Arizona disappeared and then came back, was it…a spell? What is the strongest biomaterial? If you guessed spider web goat milk, you are wrong. A south korean mayor falsified his beach clean up day, you heard it here first. Dick transplants, everything you did and did not want to know. Cats at one point were made into telephones. Also, VR skin technology could be the future of gaming…or other things. Sending energy via a laser and shit resistant coating round out this episode of Better Than Most Things.

Max – “Gimmie the meat!”

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002 – Pi – Space – Wars

BTMT — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 13:30:00 +0000

The boys challenge themselves to share pie stories on Pi day. Prison pies, stolen pies and pi digits to name a few. Space food is discussed. Crumbs, the terror of spaceflights everywhere. The scary truth about water in space. Really scary. The leaked Star Wars script is talked about, igniting passions all around about the movie that could have been. A woman is training a dog to understand and speak English. The show ends on an impromptu game that challenges the entire crew and creates rivalries that will last forever.

“Who the fuck is Mark Leonard?” – Sean

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001 – Super Massive Cluster Fun

BTMT — Mon, 23 Mar 2020 03:45:28 +0000

The Better Than Most hosts bring in the inaugural episode discussing their podcasting credentials, as former hosts of the legendary Dubious Bakery podcast. Also, the origin of the name “Better than Most things” is revealed. We already make history by claiming a part of the universe, the Better than Most Stars. Why are dog noses cold all the time, because they have Predator vision. Evidently, space smells. Good or bad? You decide. A meteorite in Australia, has the oldest material on Earth, a Pre-Solar Grain. A new animal is discovered that doesn’t need oxygen? No way! What would an ancient mummy sound like? The truth will shock you. The deadliest book in America? Sounds like bullshit to me. What the hell could that be? In the future, maybe we can grow our teeth back? This first episode is a nice slice of nonsense to get y’all ready for an empire of nonsense.

“Eehh” – Mummy

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