We’re back in the studio again and to celebrate, we do shots..  Bad news, this episode might not be heard by anyone because the 2012 doomsday could be any day now.  The timing was off!  Evidence of “royalty” 5000 years ago…really gross evidence.  A giant balloon-like UFO hovered over Japan recently, what the hell was it?  Scientists injected monkeys with a human “evolution gene” with surprising results.  Prepare for monkey and possum overlords.  The bee’s are going away, but Japan is offering hope in the form of bubble technology. Set your phasers to…bubble?  A giant egg was discovered in Antarctica, named “the Thing”.  We now have the power to trick mice into smelling something that isn’t there.  Thank you optogenetics.  The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, it was a doozy.  Also, other scientists have figured out how to create a state of hibernation in mice, perhaps leading the way to hyper sleep.    

Fuck you Einstein – Sean

I haven’t read the fuckin thing – Max

Smooth brained fucker – Mr. E

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